It's a mans world - NOT!

[MAMBO]

This is an Email I received recently - it raises a few valid points...........

This is no longer a “Man´s World”. The dominant sex is now “The Female”.
As each decade goes by women become more masculine and men become more feminine, a medical fact because of the amount of gender-bender drugs such as Ritalin and Prozac etc peed into the water supply that water-treatment plants have no way of filtering. It is even suggested that the almost universal drop in the sperm count is down to the amount of birth control pill constituents in the water supply.

Now that the masculine attributes of hunter/gatherer and provider/protector are no longer required in this sanitised, sterilised society in which we live, mans natural aggressive traits are demonised by the feminist element. You know the ones, always dressed in boiler suits with crew-cuts, tattoos and Doc Martens and smelling of diesel oil and old shag. (It’s Tobacco!) Why is it that feminists always look so masculine? In the media and in TV adverts men are ridiculed and belittled to such an extent that if they poked fun at the female in the same way they would be classed as sexist and immediately banned – poor old Eamonn Holmes is not even allowed to read the news headlines on Sky, some Bimbo has to do it!

Through inaccurate statistics and misinformation they are portraying all men as potential rapists, paedophiles, and wife-beaters (all, in my opinion, greatly overrated pastimes!) so much so that a man has to be very careful about showing affection in public to his children or grandchildren as a kiss and cuddle can lead to a prison sentence, and, if convicted, it won´t end there. Oh no! If you murder someone you do your time and then resume your place in society, but if you´re a convicted paedophile you have to pay for the rest of your life. You will be hounded by these aggressive b**ches determined, so they say, to protect their young, whereas most children are harmed in their own homes by their mothers, and statistics suggest that one in three paedophiles is a woman!

Right from birth men are indoctrinated by the Female, firstly their mother or nanny (Mother knows best!) then by their schoolmistress then, if they´re very unfortunate, by their employer (Although, it should be pointed out that female bosses rarely employ males, I wonder why?) so, if we all turn into wife-beaters who should we blame? Yet these harridans are determined to rule the world. There are forty-five female political heads of government in the world and, at the last count, one hundred and twenty-five female MP´s in our own lunatic asylum. Have we gone completely mad? Giving women the right to vote was one thing but allowing them to participate in the decision making processes of government was sheer lunacy.

Do we honestly want to be controlled by people whose emotions are governed by the phases of the moon? They only approach sanity for about one week out of four, they’re either pre-menstrual, menstruating or post-menstrual for the other three and about as stable as a pregnant duck in a thunderstorm, and would happily hang any man who comes near them by his wedding tackle from the nearest lamp-post.

Now women demand a career as well as breeding children, something to do with biological clocks and their human rights! As a result they have lumbered society with the largest number of ignorant, uneducated latch-key delinquents ever foisted on an unsuspecting populace. They have also removed all deterrents and punishments so that the Police are incapable of dealing with their verminous offspring.

I know that daring to criticise females in general is a dangerous exercise, I’m sure that this Email will bring them howling out of the woodwork like demented banshees, screaming ‘Chauvinist Pig’, ’Sexist Pig’ and even ‘Misogynist Pig’ (Look it up!) names that seem to intimidate a lot of men and which have kept them quiet over the years, yet worry me not a jot, but something needs to be done before we all get much older.

It won’t be long before men are rounded up and milked before being incarcerated in concentration camps; “just for security reasons”, “to protect the innocent”, you understand. Any woman will be offered an automatic abortion if known to be carrying a male child, and won’t have to go through all that crying, pleading, kicking and screaming associated with having a baby. (And that’s only the conception!) Artificial Insemination will be the order of the day.

So just remember men, when you’re sitting on the frozen damp earth in the Gulag dipping your black bread into your cold potato soup that you read it here first!

[webby]

Had a row with the wife then did we???