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    Very Cheeky Warrior .............. but True!

    Very Cheeky Warrior .............. but True!
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    Punishment for a Thief.

    I saw a report in the paper a few weeks ago that a thief had been captured in Las Vegas. Apparently this guy had been rifling through the handbags in a Civic Centre changing rooms but had chosen the...
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    The Tower of Babel obviously! - Ain't technology...

    Translated from Babel!!

    The Tower of Babel obviously! - Ain't technology wonderful?
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    Righto, I'll start a mens sewing circle, as it's...

    Righto, I'll start a mens sewing circle, as it's something ladies no longer do..............!
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    Hi Jualsy, No it isn't sexist to want to spend...

    Hi Jualsy,
    No it isn't sexist to want to spend time with others of your own sex, so why can't I get a drink in a men only bar. I think you'll find it contravenes the 'Sex Discrimination Act'.
    I...
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    Why so sexist - Men tap dance too? If I can't...

    Why so sexist - Men tap dance too?
    If I can't have a drink in a men only bar why do women get away with all these 'Ladies Only' clubs?
  7. Thread: Las Colinas!

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    Las Colinas!

    Can somebody please settle an argument for me?
    Is the Las Colinas de Campoamor Golf and (so called) Country Club (yeah! right!) now fully legal or not?
    Have they therefore, been forgiven for...
  8. Thread: Vanishing Cream

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    And they pluck out their eyebrows and then draw...

    And they pluck out their eyebrows and then draw in new ones - WHAT THE FLIP!!!
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    NEWSFLASH Sixty-three Pakistani Muslims were...

    NEWSFLASH
    Sixty-three Pakistani Muslims were killed last night in Bradford.
    A Police spokesman said: "It wasn't a terrorist attack, apparently a bunk-bed collapsed. We suspect it's the work of Al...
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    Muslims will Rule the World.

    The following is cut&pasted from an Email I recently received just to show what we're dealing with:

    This was written by a woman born in Egypt as a Muslim.

    This is not hearsay, and it will scare...
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    Mercadona Moslems!

    I was queuing up in Mercadona last week to pay for my shopping at the head of a queue of five or six customers. A female dressed in what looked like my grannies old curtains pulled over her head in...
  12. Thread: Exchange Rate!

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    Yes, well that's no big surprise - 'cos we all...

    Yes, well that's no big surprise - 'cos we all know that the so-called 'Budget' Airlines are all crooks as well.........
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    Sorry, I don't understand. Do you mean 1:50 or...

    Easyjet were using a 1:150 rate not so long ago.
    Sorry, I don't understand.
    Do you mean 1:50 or 1:150
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    Hello Tess, I've been using a waterfilter for...

    Hello Tess,
    I've been using a waterfilter for about nine months that I bought in the big ferreteria in Los Montesinos. It fits on the outside of the tap, and switches on or off. It only costs around...
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    Exchange Rate!

    Can anyone tell me where the exchange rate is €1.35 to the GBPound other than at 'Iceland'.
    B CROOKS!
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    Why not go on a blanket run or 'The Green Tour' -...

    Why not go on a blanket run or 'The Green Tour' - they're FREE!
    At least they'll get you up to Benidorm, all you have to do then is get back!
  17. Thread: No Smoking

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    I'm sorry to hear about your friend, Dorsetlad,...

    I watched my Mother in Law die from Alzheimers, and it wasn't a pretty sight. But she was not in any pain, and was in a little world of her own. Although it was distressing for us, her nearest &...
  18. Thread: No Smoking

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    I recently buried my mother. She was in her...

    I recently buried my mother. She was in her nineties and had never smoked in her life. She had Alzheimer’s.
    My father, who gave up smoking in his mid-fifties also has Alzheimer’s and is also in his...
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    Get Real Placebo - this is the twenty-first...

    Can't you advertise with a card in a phone box or something equally seedy?

    Get Real Placebo - this is the twenty-first century not the Victorian era - Do something seedy in a phone box, phone...
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    Oh! Well edited - the Email we received from...

    What read your whinge again.?? Your quote

    Oh! Well edited - the Email we received from Torrevieja.com read as follows:
    Here is the message that has just been posted:
    ***************
    What read...
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    Are you on drugs ? - you've just contradicted...

    Are you on drugs ? - you've just contradicted your first reply !
    Heating Bill / Fuel Costs what's the difference ???
    Keep taking the tablets...................
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    We live in a community like that. Why not try...

    We live in a community like that. Why not try poisoning some community members !!!
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    When I tried to download Registry Easy a warning...

    sdocs,
    I recommend Registry Easy, when I tested 1 year ago overall it was the best registry cleaner I've tested yet. I've been using it since then and it has kept my compute up to speed.
    Thanks
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    I'm sorry but I don't understand! Surely the clue...

    Something that you must remember is that the Winter Fuel Allowance is not to actually pay your heating bill, but to help you out in sever weather situations,

    Please don't tell me that you have...
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    Poem

    > The computer swallowed grandpa.
    > Yes, honestly its true!
    > He pressed 'control and 'enter'
    > And disappeared from view.
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    > It devoured him completely,
    > The thought just makes me...
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