Q: What is the capital of Iceland?...................A: About Euro 2.50
When you base an entire economy on increasing debt and super-inflated house prices and then let inexperienced east-end barrowboys in to run your financial institutions don´t be surprised when it all goes down the pan!
Q: How do you make a merchant banker into a millionaire?.................. A: Give him a billion and wait a bit
Now that the great leader, Big Gordy the sweaty sock, has announced to all and sundry that the way back is to borrow their way out of debt isn´t it about time that "Home Economics" was restored to the schools curriculum?
Q: Why don´t Estate Agents look out of the window in the morning?............
A: Because they´d have nothing to do in the afternoon
When you base an entire economy on increasing debt and super-inflated house prices and then let inexperienced east-end barrowboys in to run your financial institutions don´t be surprised when it all goes down the pan!
Q: How do you make a merchant banker into a millionaire?.................. A: Give him a billion and wait a bit
Now that the great leader, Big Gordy the sweaty sock, has announced to all and sundry that the way back is to borrow their way out of debt isn´t it about time that "Home Economics" was restored to the schools curriculum?
Q: Why don´t Estate Agents look out of the window in the morning?............
A: Because they´d have nothing to do in the afternoon
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